This wonderful holiday falls on June 24th
Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?
Jessica:The 24th?
Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!
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Suck any guys or boyfriends dick until it falls off and if they arenโt finished fuck the shit out of them until they pass the fuck out
Hey itโs national suck dick day call up ur girl
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National suck dick they is when you suck a guys dick anytime of the day or give your man some pleasure and itโs on the 15th of April
Ashley:Guess whatโs tomorrow
Chris:April 15th
Ashley:no itโs national suck dick day so be ready
This wonderful holiday is on October 18th.
Bae its national suck dick day so let me suck that dick
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April 12th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo nigga dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day.
Sloppy Toppy.Double Hand Twist.Gawk Gawk 3000. National Suck Dick Day๐คค
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A day where girls can suck anyoneโs dick and the men cannot say no, lands on every June 30th
girl: hey you know what today is?
guy: June 30th?
girl: yea, itโs also national suck dick day, so get on the bed
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When you want your dick sucked because your lonely and ur wife and kids left you and even prostitutes won't have sex with you because of how sad you are
Aye, its National Suck Dick Day, maybe this nut won't make me want to kill myself.
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