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On national wife day you should appreciate your wife and respect her for all she does and give her a lot of love.
Husband: I love you so much and you are so amazing for all that you do
Wife: why are you saying all this?
Husband: because everyday is national wife day
A day to give appreciation to your wife
Oct 1 national wife’s day is coming up
May 2 prank wife day is the fseeeeee only if you don't lose her
To day is National Prank Wife Day this is the perfect chance to break up with her to get her best friend
If you a married to a bitch this is the perfect day for you, so this a day where you can fuck yo bitch all you fucking want and anywhere at any time. Try not to get the bitch pregnant in the process unless you want a tiny little spawn of satan running around your house.
Today is my favorite day I get to fuck my wife anywhere and at any time I want. God, I love national fuck your wife day.
December 26th is declared as national beat your wife day
"grr I'm gonna go beat my wife cause today is December 26th"
"isn't that national beat your wife day?"
May 9th is National Fuck Your Wife Day.
Go on and fuck your wife
Yo dude its National Fuck Your Wife Day!
October 4th. A day to celebrate the most perfect wife in the entire world. Someone no one else in the universe could compare to
oh my, did you hear? it’s national perfect wife day!