Navy Diver

Scallywags, through and through. Maximum strength, full-throttle, fuck you power! Neurotic to the bone, ornery bastards, and down right good looking! Max depth 130? Made of Neptunes blood and raw America! The best (and worst) you'll ever have and still, the one and only-Deep Sea.

Navy Diver: Hooyah Deepsea! Etc, etc....

Example:
CO: “ who the fuck shit on the quarter deck!?”
Navy Diver: “Fucking EOD guys I bet” (wipes ass)

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navy diver (DMT)

Navy DIvers are a small group of Alpha males who undergo riggerous training at the art of amazingness. Ancient scriptures have linked the following definitions to the breed.

1. Too awesome for words, but the following might do
2. better then the entire USMC
3. hung like the bastard child of black men and stallions
4. born of gods and titans
5. seriously good looking....seriously!!!
6. irresistable to women (and most men)
7. charming
8. dashing
9. sex gods
10.did I mention extremely good looking!!!!!

bar nerd 1: Hey look at that guy mackin' on all these women

bar nerd 2: yeah I think he is a Navy diver (dmt)

Bar nerd 1: lets just go home and play WOW

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