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The Shallow Water Navy was deployed today to peel some Cubans from a piece of plywood floating in the Gulf of Mexica today.
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To provide an inaccurate timeline; can be purposefully incorrect or widely perceived; can refer to providing wild guesses that are constantly disproven or backpedaled upon; may also refer to a complete lack of a timeline
Days Timmy has provided as projection completion dates: last Tuesday, yesterday, 4 weeks ago, a Sunday from a ways back, not done yet
All correct if Timmy was Navy watering—because Timmy didn’t know there was a project at all.
When you're having anal sex with someone and you owe into their asshole.
I was having sex with Stephen and decided to Christen him with a brown water navy.