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Sticking a corn cob halfway up your ass and running through the pig sty with your pants around your ankles.
No matter how bored I am, I would never do the Nebraska No-No.
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Smack in the middle of our great nation
Is a state that requires some explanation.
To east and west coasters who'll come right out and ask ya',
"Is there anything of interest in the State of Nebraska?"
It's true we don't have mountains all decked out in snow,
But we do have the world's biggest live chicken show.
We're the makers of Spam. We invented Kool Aid,
And this is where the first Reuben sandwich was made.
Our insect, the Honeybee. Our bird, the Meadowlark.
The strobe light, our creation, works best in the dark.
Governmentally speaking, we're a freak of nature.
Since we have the only one-house state legislature.
On Arbor Day, when you plant a tree,
Remember that it started in Nebraska City.
We were once called a desert, but that name didn't take,
Since we have the country's largest underground lake.
We have the world's largest forest, all planted by hand,
And more miles of rivers than any state in the land.
The College World Series calls Omaha "home,"
And yes, this is where the buffalo used to roam
(until we shot 'em).
We were the first state in the nation to finish our Interstate section,
And the first to run two women in the gubernatorial election
(against each other).
We invented 9-1-1 emergency communication,
And we're the number one producer of center pivot irrigation.
Our woolly mammoth fossil is the largest ever found,
And our monumental "Carhenge" is certain to abound.
We have several museums that could be called odd,
Dedicated to Chevy's, fur trading, roller skates and sod.
In Blue Hill, Nebraska, no woman wearing a hat,
Can eat onions in public. Imagine that!
We built the largest porch swing and indoor rain forest,
And anyone who visits is sure to adore us.
So pack up the kiddies, the pets and the wife,
And see why Nebraska is called "THE GOOD LIFE."
(Oh gosh -- it doesn't even once mention football?!?)
Hey, let's go visit the spam factory in Nebraska!
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No one lives here. Nothing important happens here. This is the least important State. Younger brother of famous Pancake State Kansas, and Wyoming, which doesn't actually exist.
Have you ever met anyone from Nebraska? I sure haven't
Yes, it's actually a state, and no, we do not ride cows to school.
Nebraska- the state known for it's football, cows, and .... well, I'll be honest, that's about it.
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It is not even a real state. It is just an imaginary place that Justin Karmann thinks he is from.
Nebraska is not used because it is not a real place.
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1. When a person leaves a voice or text typing device mid-conversation without notice.
Tyler: That explosion was cool
Alex: Haha, That's awesome Tyler, did you see when I blew it up too?
Alex: Hello?
Alex: Hello?
Alex: That motherF***** just pulled a Nebraska
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The state right in the middle of the good ol' USA, and the one I'm proud to be from. It may not be as highly populated as California or have the resorts of Florida, but there's a lot of beautiful countryside here that people from the mountains may not get because it's so flat. But when you're driving down the highway at sunset and you can see a dark orange-red horizon all around you, that my friend, is beautiful. And don't diss our corn! Dissing corn in Nebraska is like going to Colorado and talking bad about the mountains, or going to Florida and dissing oranges.
There is no place like Nebraska!
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