Ned Beatty'd

To be ass raped in the woods by hillbillies while your friend is tied up to a tree watching helplessly, while on a canoe trip.

Person A: "Dude, Arthur was Ned Beatty'd by Hillbillies while on a canoe trip."

Person B: "Aww, man, is he alright?"

Person A: "Yeah, a guy with a bow and arrow killed the hillbilly...he sorta looked like Burt Reynolds."

Person B: Thank God, I almost never got to say how sorry I was to him for fucking his sister."

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Ned Beatty'd

A phrase interchangable with 'sodomized'

If you don't want to be Ned Beatty'd, don't drop the soap.

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