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negative boner

instead of getting a boner you get a boner into your body or

turned off

Friend: i was with this girl last night and i got a negative boner
Other friend: cool story bro

by AsianWoveTaco February 13, 2012


Negative Boner

The opposite of a boner. When you are really cold/turned off, your dong will scrunch up so tight that it gets stiff.

Turn on the heater, I'm getting a negative boner.

by Tomanton January 31, 2006

23πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Negative Boner

When the zipper of a pair of shorts/pants concaves up producing the image of a boner instead of rising but collapsing into itself hence negative.

Nick: -points to me- Negative Boner!
Scott: LOL
Me: WTF Damn it ...

by P huNgy November 19, 2003

35πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Negative Boner

When something turns you off so much, that you’re dick physically cringes and you feel no attraction for a short period of time.

*finds picture of grandma naked*
β€œDude! I just got a Negative Boner!”

by ThE cReAtOr July 4, 2018

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž