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Heir of "Dairy Queen"
Mr. Nelms is in charge of stirring the slushies, with his nasty smelling, green ouzzing, crab infested,itching genitalia.
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where one can't physically stop making jokes with a group of people.
oh my god pete was on fire last nite he pulled a nelmes all night long
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famous in uganda for songs about solar panels. known for walking in flip flops.
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One who has both masculine and feminine features, yet is still seen as attractive by one or more sex.
Perfect rack. Perfect balls. Perfect Tim Nelms.
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Function: Noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English; the son of God
1.) capitalized: the supreme or ultimate reality: as a : a Being perfect in power, wisdom, and attractiveness who is worshiped as creator and ruler of the universe and laws of inertia.
2.) a spindly, hedonistic male of the ultimate offense: as a : one who follows Hitler and his societal codes.
A young, pubescent male was glancing admiringly in Tim Nelms direction; nodding knowingly, he proceeded into the restroom. Having emerged an hour later, the young man limping, I glared upon fixedly as Tim Nelms muttered several kind, gentle words to the boy; the boy, his being restored, refrained from limping and continued to his next class, rubbing his behind softly.
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Nelme is the type of girl that your mother will love but is a beast in the sack. She always has to be right and wil do anything to get her way. She can also take big sips at a time if you know what I mean.
"Screw your girlfriend, get yourself a Nelme! She'll swallow anything and everything!"