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The splashback of cold bog water up your ringpiece when dropping the kids off at the pool.
(from cubicle): "Aaaaaah"
(from other cubicle): "Neptune's kiss?"
(from first cubicle): "More of a peck on the cheek."
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the name given to the water/piss splash which wets ones bottom when excreting a particularly heavy shit when sat on the toilet
i was a victim of neptune's kiss after having a shit
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The same as backsplash.
Hugely annoying.
Can be avoided by clever usage of toilet paper.
"Aieeeh!"
"Whut?"
"Neptun's Kiss, man."
"So what?"
"The water's effin' freezin', man!"
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when the water bounces up at your butt after you poop
*pooping*
aw man i got a Neptune's Kiss
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When your shit makes such a splash it comes up and hits your crack
Damn, that shit was so big I got Neptune's kiss
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A Neptune's kiss is the splash of water that touches your butt after pooping in the toilet. The Neptune's kiss is basically your shit kissing gou goodbye
"took a dump so big I didn't even need to clean myself afterward: the massive Neptune's kiss resulted did the job"