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When your shit makes such a splash it comes up and hits your crack
Damn, that shit was so big I got Neptune's kiss
A Neptune's kiss is the splash of water that touches your butt after pooping in the toilet. The Neptune's kiss is basically your shit kissing gou goodbye
"took a dump so big I didn't even need to clean myself afterward: the massive Neptune's kiss resulted did the job"
The splashback of cold bog water up your ringpiece when dropping the kids off at the pool.
(from cubicle): "Aaaaaah"
(from other cubicle): "Neptune's kiss?"
(from first cubicle): "More of a peck on the cheek."
the name given to the water/piss splash which wets ones bottom when excreting a particularly heavy shit when sat on the toilet
i was a victim of neptune's kiss after having a shit
The same as backsplash.
Hugely annoying.
Can be avoided by clever usage of toilet paper.
"Aieeeh!"
"Whut?"
"Neptun's Kiss, man."
"So what?"
"The water's effin' freezin', man!"
when the water bounces up at your butt after you poop
*pooping*
aw man i got a Neptune's Kiss