Nerdquake

- a violent, shaking reaction caused by anything nerdy. Typically, the epicenter is some idiot who, due to popular culture, is attempting to be cool by being nerdy. Simply use the Richter Scale to determine how much damage they have done to their cool. The rebuilding process is typically daunting.

- I was standing 10 ft. away from that woman wearing those non-prescription glasses, and that Nerdquake still nearly knocked me the fuck over.
- His Battlestar Galactica quote caused a 6.9 Nerdquake.