Buy a box of nerds. While your having intercourse with your partner, shove some nerds into the asshole. Give anal. While having anal, give your partner a Pink Sock. The nerds will be stuck on the pink sock, making it look like a tasty nerds rope for your enjoyment.
After a long day at work, Stan was ready to go home and enjoy a sweet and tasty Nerds Rope.
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A penis so infected with wart-causing venereal diseases that it resembles the popular candy.
"I was going to have sex with Jack, but when he pulled his pants down-- god, has he got a nerds rope!"
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When a girl gets jizzed on by a guy and then someone proceeds to pour Nerds on her.
Kristen was so drunk and passed out that he jizzed on her so I poured Nerds on her and she looked like a Nerds Rope!
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When one has so many STD's that his penis looks like the Nerds Rope Candy
"You got to forget about your ex and get nerds rope dick"
"I fucked so many hookers I got nerds rope dick"
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Typical George Costanza: Deleted every girl who’s ass I didn’t want to eat rope nerds out of So if you’re reading this what’s up
A Weird Bitch: heyyyyy what’s up?
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A cat turd covered in kitty litter
My buddy wanted a tasty snack, so I gave him a forbidden nerds rope
In DND - constitution DC14 roll
He attacked me with a nerd rope and I had to roll a constitution DC14.