Nessy

Short for "The Loch Ness Monster" a mythic creature that has been known for its extordinary life span inside of Loch Ness Scotland and is world widely known. There has been many-a set ups from people who want lots of cash for taking picutes of her.

"Duuuuuuude, I took a picture of Nessy today!"
"You liar, let me see it!"

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Nessy

Having sex with the same gender, because they look like your friend.

Boy that could have gotten real Nessy back there.

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Nessy

The single most gorgeous girl in the entire world

I thought I was in heaven, but I was really just looking at Nessy

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Nessy

Is having a large long turd that the end sticks up out of the water resembling the Loch Ness Monster.

I just took a nice Nessy.

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Nessy

A friend that never comes out to social events. Because they are either a homebody or are pussy whipped.

Dude 1: "Where's Luke Williams?"
Dude 2: "Don't know, cunts such a Nessy."

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Nessi

Nessi is a very smart, kind, generous and loving person with a big heart he likes art, science and math and is very loved by everyone.

Sam: here is nessi coming

John: yea he is so kind and nice bro he is good with everyone

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Nessie

- A nickname for someone named Vanessa
People named Nessie are wonderfully complete people, more than skin deep. Beauty drips off of them and when the drops evaporate, they become the silver linings of clouds. A Nessie has wondrous beautiful eyes sparkling with clever untold plots. The name 'Nessie' is notable for the near impossibility of speaking it without smiling.

Nessie! *smiles* what did I tell you about cleaning up after your pet Koala! are you listening Nessie!? *smiles*

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