New Elgin

Biggest Free State in Britain, often confused with New York due to it also being the City that never sleeps. Also well known as Scotlands oldest man frequents this suburb for a pint, Bud Rose, aged 124.

“Have you ever visited New York to see the Free State”
“Do you mean New Elgin as it’s bigger”
“Ah yes, I mean New Elgin, i’m off there to see Bud Rose old bastard”