A : where do u live dude??
B : in a shit hole!
A : ohh i see, New jersy!!
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a tiny little part of new york that thinks its a state (but its realy not)
dude 1 "new jersy is not a state ,and nomater how much we argue its still not a state"
dude 2 "fine, ass hole its not a state"
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The garbage dump where all the anoying crack pots come from. The state is shaped like the crap i just made.
Man: (talking to another man) Polution is the the solution.
Another Man: (thinking) he must be from jersy.
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When a guy is screwing another guy or girl, he proceeds to stick his hand up his or her ass then grabs her tail bone. Was created at the University of New Jersy. Hence, New Jersy Meat Hook.
That bitch can no longer feel her toes because i snapped her tail bone last night applying the Jew Jersy Meat Hook.
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