New Politics

Awesome Alternative Rock band from Copenhagen, Denmark and currently resides in New York City. Known for singles "Yeah Yeah Yeah" and "Dignity". Has only released one album so far: "New Politics".

Dude 1: "Hey dude, have you heard of the band New Politics?"

Dude 2: Yes, THEY ARE FREAKIN AWESOME.

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New Politics

Another name for "Old Politics" used by a Israeli celebrity called Yair Lapid who is a lousy boxer, a lousy columnist and a lousy liar, who, due to good looks, tight black shirts, lots of hair gel, popularity with women and a rich father, got lots of votes and turned into a lousy Politician (and possibly a Prime Minister in the future) in some small Banana republic in the east.

Yair Lapid: "I'm bringing you New Politics"
Fact: "Brings the oldest Politics in the book"

Yair Lapid: "I never smoked pot in my life. Pot is dangerous, and it is illegal"
Fact: "Pot is not dangerous, and Yair Lapid himself was selling pot"

Yair Lapid: "I will not raise the Taxes for the middle class"
Fact: "Brings up taxes for the low and middle class"

Yair Lapid: "The natural gas belong to the citizens and should not be sold abroad only for tycoons interest"
Fact: "Push into selling the natural gas"

Ishton (a well known blogger) to Yair Lapid: "You came to politics, just like methane from cow droppings come into the atmosphere and you have pretty much the same effect on this world."

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