New Sarcasm

Noun: sarcasm spoken without sounding sarcastic.

SYN: Lieing

Me: "I'll pick you up at eight."
(8 o'clock rolls around and I'm not there. You call me the next morning)
You: "I though you were gonna pick me up at eight last night."
Me: "Dude, new sarcasm."
You: "I hate you."

1👍 1👎