In order to perform the New York Dirty Dog, one must be a cisgender male, heterosexual, and incredibly, incredibly courageous. If so, even then they must brace themselves for what is to come. To begin, you must travel to Times Square, New York. There you will find dozens of homeless people who are in need of money. Find one that is an uncircumcised male, and tell him you will give him 10,000 if you can suck his dick. He is NOT allowed to shower or clean himself in anyway beforehand. If he agrees, you must stay true to your word.
Joey dared me to give someone a New York Dirty Dog, and he’ll pay me 50K. It’s a 40K profit, totally worth it.