New York Slapper

This is when a man comes home after a really hard days work and is sweating profusely and decides to slap his woman in the face with his sweaty balls...getting sweat all over her face.

Jim: "Ah man. I've never worked so hard in my life...I can't wait to go home and take a shower!"
Tom: "Hey, before you take a shower, make sure you give your wife a 'New York Slapper'. Ya know, get a lil nut butter on her face!"
Jim: "Heh, heh....see ya tomorrow, Tom."

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