When a woman leaves a man that she’s been with awhile,for a new one.
“Hey,Barbara!”....”Is that your new dick that you’re dicking down?”...”Yes,it is!”.
After destroy dick December and you need a new dick for new New year's
I'm going to need a new dick for New dick January after destroy dick December
Phenomenon when a guy comes into a new environment i.e. a new school or visiting a new town and all of the local women throw themselves at him sexually as a way of marking their own territory.
I love meeting girls when I'm away on vacation, they all seem to go through New Dick Syndrome (NDS)
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Kind of like reiki or chakra cleansing, but with a new dick that clears negative energy from your life. Often when you get it, ex lovers slide into your DMs, as they can feel that their energetic cord is cut by the NDE.
"I'm so caught up in this fuck boi, I need some new dick energy (NDE)"
"The world is a much brighter place since I got that new dick energy (NDE)"
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A moment for when you get hit on by a group of Indian girls.
Man, my friend doesn't even talk to me during school anymore because he's got his brown ass in a New Delhi Dick Burrito.
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