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New Year New Me

I phrase said by people who don't realize that change happens when you make or someone else makes it happen, not when time passes.

Person: Oh wow! 2017, new year new me!

by Trashist January 12, 2017

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New Year New Me

Something that hoes says every single New Year, only for them to continue being the same bitches they were the year before.

Hoochie: New Year New Me :)!
Me: Bitch, you're still going to be the same cocksucking hoe you were, shut the fuck up.

by cptwannabe93 December 31, 2015

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New year new me

A bullshit phrase used by morons that don't have a life.

Person 1: "woo 2-25 new year new me yall"
Person 2: "what kinda crack u smokin

by UDaddict121 December 29, 2025