Newcastle Piss

Whilst on the lash , the hired Northern Irishman called Dermot (real name Raymond) decides to sprint away from the group across the road and never to return till breakfast the next day with 6 hours of memory lost with a pissed off girlfriend and a mysterious mistress called Tina who play rugby.

Dermot on every night- " I'm off for a Newcastle piss"

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