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Newton's 4th Law

"For every reaction, there is a female overreaction"

Newton's 4th Law is the least known of all, but perhaps his most accurate one.

- Hey Joey heard you got in a fight with your girl.
- What can I say, man, Newton's 4th Law made its effect.

by MCDrugzzz March 25, 2016

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Newton's 4th Law

The gravitational effects a large and dense object, a fat ass, has on a smaller more weaker object, a man. This law can be used to describe the social interaction we notice when a man is attractive a nice firm ass.

Damn, that girl is the prime definition of Newton's 4th Law.

by Pickleman_22 November 9, 2015

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Newton's 4th Law

Newton's 4th law states that the uglier you are, the less hoes you pull. It does not have anything to do about gravity, or force. It is simply the fact that the less attractive one is, the less hoes they pull

Man, Newton's 4th Law has been acting upon Jimmy latley. It must have to do with his new haircut.

by BusterBalls4469 March 9, 2022


Newton's 4th Law

Newton's 4th Law states that patterns in the forces of nature point to the conclusion that Ana is the most beautiful, most talented, cutest, and smartest woman in the world. No matter how many times she says otherwise, she cannot argue against the laws of nature.

Me: Ana you're the cutest.
Ana: No I'm not, you are!
Me: No, you can't argue with science! It's Newton's 4th Law!

by DefinitelyNotNatalie January 8, 2019

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Newton's 4th law of political dynamics

The more a politician speaks out against gays and gay rights, the more likely he is to be gay himself.

Dude, that Senator is beating up on gays. He just following Newton's 4th law of political dynamics. He must be gay.

by Endsurg May 25, 2010

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Newton’s 4th Law

One of Newtons laws stating it’s impossible to eva see two pretty best friends, it is always one one of em gotta b ugly

@ Jayrscotty: I ain’t neva see two pretty best friends. 1 always gotta be ugly🥘👄🥘.

Person B: obviously that’s Newton’s 4th Law of course

by A dictionary October 31, 2020


Newton’s 4th law

Newton’s 4th law states that there can never be two pretty best friends, and it’s always one of them gotta be ugly.

Friend 1: Hey did you see Bokuto and Akaashi? They’re really pretty best friends

Friend 2: They can’t be best friends that’s impossible, remember Newton’s 4th law.

Friend 1: oh so they order desert?

Friend 2: Yes

by halfgay November 1, 2020