Newton Abbott

A pointless little town .. oh and theres an ASDA

Person1: Hey do you want to go newton abbott today?

Person2: Just No

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Newton Abbott

A small town in Southwest England, between Plymouth and Exeter. It is known locally as 'the most usual and uninteresting town in the known universe' for a very good reason. The mayor of Newton Abbott is a well-known pillock. So much so, that he actually halted all traffic to the town centre and closed at least 3 major roads purely in order to build an ASDA supermarket, on a site that was once a major byway.

Dude, you wanna go to Newton Abbott today?

-No thanks, I'm all out of antidepressants.

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