Next man

1. A term used to describe a man you don't know but is or has been relevant to some aspect of your life.

2. A random guy.

Generally used in a derogatory sense, expressing distaste for the person in question.

Derives from the phrase 'as much/well/good as the next man'.

'So I went to the club expecting to hook-up with Kate but she was there with some next man'

A 'How did you get that black eye?'
B 'I was just minding my own business and got shoved into a wall by this next man, so I got mad and ended up in a fight with him'

'Who's that next man?'

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Next mans willy

Next mans willy is the man who steals your dream woman from you. He is always better and prettier than you. Your crush only texts you when next mans willy is not answering her.

Person A: „Bro she left me on read for 2 days but just told me that she was sleeping 34 hours, it‘s all good.“
Person B: „Bro nobody sleeps 34 hours. She was probably in the Hotel room with next mans willy.

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bubbling on the next mans ting

grinding on another man's girl: usually in order to take her from him

a junky was bubbling on the next mans ting AKA Maeve she was really a thottie OH MAN