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Niagara falls is an odd city. That's right, it is a city. Everyone knows Niagara Falls for the waterfall but very few know the true Niagara Falls. First of all there are 2 cities. There is Niagara Falls, New York, and Niagara Falls, Ontario, (In Canada).

Now back in the prime of Niagara Falls, New York we had a population of about 100,000 people or more, people can't agree on the exact size but it was a decent sized city. Niagara Falls, New York was just like other rust belt city, its economy was based on Chemical Plants, and Industrial Plants. As the industry left, poverty and crime went up.

On the other hand, Niagara Falls, Ontario managed to keep most of it's industry, and now it is focusing on tourism by using casinos. The Niagara Falls, Canada skyline is getting bigger and bigger each year. The Niagara Falls, Ontario skyline now rivals big American cities.

Niagara Falls, New York was run into the ground by corrupt, and mentally retarded politicians. Now it is a crime ridden slum. Not only that but in order to boost tourism the local politicians have prevented the news media from talking about the rise in violent crime.

So basically you have 2 different cites on each side of a waterfall. You have a vibrant and growing city on the Canadian side, and the American side is struggling to catch up with it's Canadian twin,

Niagara Falls, New York has turned into a small version of Gary, Indiana.

Tourist: Oh Reginald, I love Niagara Falls lets go to this lovely little shop called a ...liquor store?

Mugger: Give me your money bitch!

Tourist: Oh Reginald this town is so dirty, my goodness, this man is wearing a trash bag.

Mugger: Bitch! Don't talk shit about the bag, just give me the money.

(Mugger Stabs tourist)

by Dr Funky July 4, 2006

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niagara falls

where many college students go to drink booze legally

My plan for spring break is to go to Niagara Falls and go bar hopping.

by CanDA19 June 17, 2006

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niagara falls

A sexual act involving an entire night of a male unloading his semen on one female multiple times until she's as soaked, white, and foamy as the famed falls which share the same name.

Kate had to shower after a particulary long night of niagara falls with Steve made her feel sticky and rather unsavory.

by modus_tom19 June 21, 2014

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niagara falls

Female code for when you finally stand up after sitting down for a long time on your heaviest period days.

Jessica: "What's the matter?"
Emma: "Niagara Falls.."

by FoodFairy May 6, 2016

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niagara falls

a city in the province of ontario, canada that is outside of buffalo. many college students do go here to drink booze and get shitfaced legally since the drinking age in canada is 18. however they rarely check id's so some high school kids try to get in to the bars and i say try it cuz most of the time it works. this city does kick ass and canadians kick ass in gneral, but however its pretty "americanized" because of all the tourists. it's not what i say "real canada"...well no it is real canada but if u've been there you know what i mean..theres no sugar shacks...real maple syrup...snow parks...traditional food. some of the best restaurants are here and the greatest casions and hotels. like the hard rock cafe =) clifton hill is the main street of niagara bc it is known for the great american midway arcade..haunted houses.souvenir shops...restaurants...ripleys museums..watch it thugh a lot of those haunted houses are cheesy..the good shit is at "screamers" haunted house with live chainsaws and shit. it also has the best hotel the great wolf lodge...which is an indoor water park. marineland is here too but that place is a seaworld wannabe and it sucks now it used to be good. but however if you do want to see real canadian culture dont go to niagara falls.

niagara falls NY- is a part of buffalo where two main party schools are..UB (university at buffalo) and the even biger party school NU (niagara university)...like most other colleges partying is taken more seriously than academics.

guy "yo son what yu doin dis weekend lets get out of UB"
guy 2 "hel yea man lets go bar hopping at niagara falls"

by irishanonymous August 29, 2007

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Niagara Falls

Niagara Falls, Ontario:
A thriving, affluent city of 80,000 people with casinos, hotels, high rise buildings and good nightlife. It surpasses its American neighbor, Niagara Falls, New York due to a more vibrant tourism industry which was largely built up in the 1990s, and a stronger economy. Niagara Falls, Ontario also has a better view of the falls.

Niagara Falls, New York:
A Rust Belt city remotely resembling the nearby city of Buffalo, New York in a region known as Buffalo-Niagara. The area originally had several chemical plants and industries, due to the vast power of the Niagara River, but now has a high unemployment rate of about 12% and a failing economy. It is the site of Love Canal, one of the worst pollution disasters in US history. At its peak it boasted well over 100,000 people but has since declined to nearly half of that. It falls behind its Canadian neighbor, which has a much stronger economy and a vibrant tourism industry.

Child: Are we going on vacation in Niagara Falls, NY?
Parent: Hell, no! We're going to Niagara Falls, Ontario!

by mistress silence dogood May 25, 2010

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Niagara Falls

Niagara Falls, NY is a shithole that for some reason everyone loves to call home. people that live there rarely actually go to the falls unless they work there. home of jonny flynn and paul harris. you haven't had a steak and cheese sub til you've been to viola's. collosso taco is a staple. third streets crazy.

" I'm from shitty Niagara Falls, not sure why but i love it..."

by p-tezz December 8, 2007

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