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what a woman of a certain age does NOT want to be called by the man she considers her lover
He sent an email to one of his other lady friends and said I was a nice lady. Well, I'm not, and I'm going to prove it.
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A man who is overly nice. Typical behavior of a nice lady includes escorting you to your doorstep, Pulling out chairs and apologizing excessively when it is not necessary.
Person 1: I'll have a red bull and vodka, please.
Lady: Oh, I'm sorry but I'm not the bartender...but I'll go ahead and make you that drink anyway.
Person 1: Thanks! You're a nice lady.
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A women who is nice, bald and plays chess.
Wow dude look at that nice bald lady. And what a shiny head.
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1. A wonderful young lady that has not yet been introduced to porn like appendages wrought of chemical enhancement.
2. A nice way to suggest that someone might be somewhat strict in cognitive assertions.
3. A politically correct manner in which someone might assert the extreme dysfunction of either of the above examples. (context)
1. The Queen of England noted that her eye fell upon a nice young lady while riding in the parade.
2. 'Der was 'dis cunt...
She was not a cunt, she was a nice young lady.
No she wasn't, she was a cunt. She had me take off my shoes and promise not to step on the floor while I walked to my room, that I paid for in her whore presence with real money that she never had seen before.
3. Great personality, what a great girl, if she were only my mother, nice place, great ass, wonderful hair, how can I get some of that?, I could be her father, Hate fuck her and leave, Hate fuck her and stay, Hate fuck her, I know a place.....
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This is a complicated disorder which can only effect nice white ladies, often in the educational or social justice fields of employment, or through church based organizations.
The most recognizable symptoms include having an earnest and idealistic eagerness to help the more marginalized members of a society, such as persons of color, or the homeless. This can manifest itself through things like bake sales and canned food drives, although occasionally, more touchstone examples (such as that of a teacher assuming the role of mentor and parent) can be observed.
Nice White Ladies (or, NWL's) know that they are just that, though believe wholeheartedly that not only do their contributions actually change the world significantly, but that they are somehow better than everyone else. There is more than a tinge of irony in this.
The male equivalent to Nice White Lady syndrome is the Savior Complex.
Bill: Hey, where'd you get them shoes?
Terry: The nice white lady at the church gave them to me.
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Aisha: That teacher ain't so bad.
Tameka: Only cause she got Nice White Lady Syndrome.
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