Nick Nopockets

A small fake Italian guy who breaks his freinds washing machine . He has no need for pockets due to his low credit score and no money . Pockets are used for wallets and money and Nicholas has neither . He resides in the PA area and can eat half a dozen pretzels in on sitting . He’s also a convicted felon who quits chess after losing one peice . Some might even say he’s a retard . That some is actually just me. I think he’s a retard . He’s basically a nobody . A nobody with no pockets .

Yo did you hear about nick nopockets ?

What the broke retard ?

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