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Nicolo Marcello

This is the kind of guy who eats all of your food and comes back for seconds. He probably ate Madeleine McCanne thinking she was one of those little cakes. This tubby little meatball's blood type is ragù positive. He is as plump as the sky is blue.

Man #1: Oh no Nicolo Marcello is coming, hide your food!
Man #2: He's right behind me isn't he.

by Mr Stewart July 3, 2023