Nigel No Shots

When playing FIFA on ps3 or xbox, if someone does not have a shot for the entire game, they are Nigel No Shots.

The term was originally coined for the great humpty-dumpty look-alike M Grotis, who went through a whole 8 minute game without managing to have a single shot on goal.

Note - it is extremely rare for any normal human FIFA player to not have at least 1 shot on goal for the entire game.

"Oh my god, what a hack you are at FIFA.. 0 shots for the entire game - you are such a Nigel No Shots"

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