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when a black person who is talking complete bull shit to you
black person : yo cracker i just got a job
white person : nigger please
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It means Your Kidding me or that is outragous between two Blacks having a discussion.
It also means quit being rude in the black community
It can also mean stop the bullshit
Nathaniel just got promoted to Captain. Reply: Nigger Please! which means that cannot be true or that is a shocker because Nathaniel is an idiot. Nigger Please! She only got promoted because she was black and they needed females to fill the quota.
Two black men are in a store and one is misbehaving or being rude. His friend says to him Nigger Please which means behave or straighten up your act.
Nigger please is not for a white person to say. It is only for a black to say to another black
A black man goes into a 7/11 with his dog and the dog starts growling for food. He tells his dog "Nigger Please" which means quit bothering me.
4 black prisoners are riding in a Jail bus all chained up to one another One Black cuts a terrible fart. Another Black prisoner on the chain says "Nigger Please"
Nigger please can also mean to quit embarassing me.
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How you ask something of a nigger.
Jack (to nigger):
Nigger please take out my garbage. Thanks.
nigger:
Sho' massa.
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Express your desire to become a black person.
Rob: Yesterday I was banging this broad and half way through she proclaimed I was hung like an ant.
Mark: Ah, we don't have that problem :)
Rob: Nigger please.
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When a goddamn Honkey tries to patronize a Brotha, tryin to make it all polite, when he ain't tryin to be polite. Quite an insult, and political suicide. Unless it's Brotha-2-Brotha, cause we takin it back from you, uncle Cracka! Nigga Please!
Uncle cracka, nigger please, we been waitin fo centuries to tear a gaping hole in yo lillie white ass. Now we done it. Nigga please. Gimme some fried chicken, cause we do love chicken. Watermelon, we love it...but watermelon sandwich, NIGGA PLEASE!
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Nigger, Please! A phrase used occasionally by an affluent wealthy couple of 100 years (or so) ago wanting to purchase an african-american slave at the market.
Lady Catswold: "Oh Reginald, look at this one!"
Reginald: "Oh yes he's got such fine teeth! Very strapping too."
Lady Catswold: Reginald, w-we could breed him with Mammy!"
Reginald: "Oh yes, quite! Pardon me, good sir?"
Slave Wrangler Cletus: "Uh? What?"
Reginald: "Oh! Over here! Nigger Please."
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Variation on Nigger Please !!
Demeaning retort after someone has made an outrageous or unrealistic statement.
Ideally used by a person of African American descent
She was totally into me dude...
Bitch Nigger Please !!
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