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Pooping in your bed while sleeping.
I woke from a drunken sleep and saw I'd been night gardening.
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A children's show similar to Teletubbies, Boohbah or Yo Gabba Gabba. It doesn't seem to teach young kids anything besides making silly noises.
The 'heroes' (if you can call them that) are three weird creatures that look as if they come from Planet Uranus: Iggle-Piggle, Upsy-Daisy and Makka-Pakka. When the show ends, all the blobby things come out and dance then go to bed. It even makes the toughest people want to cry.
In The Night Garden should be shown only at mental hospitals.
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The passive irrigation and fertilization that occurs to a mans hairy ass crack while he sleeps.
"I had to wipe right when I woke up due overactive night garden activity".
In the night garden is the result of horrible cold war russian experiments ( being shown to children ). 3 humans were captured and turned into horrible monsters known only as :
Iggle Piggle : Iggle Piggle is constantly sexually harrasing Upsy-Daisy and always carries around a blanket lined with cocaine
Upsy-Daisy : Upsy-Daisy is a filthy little ho eternally attempting to lure men into her bed to fuck till they die
Maka-Paka : Is an absolute nonce he somehow feels the necessity to clean people right there in the street *dirty pervert* he is this close () from getting put on a register
Other inhabitants of this strange land are :
The tombleboos : Three heavily incest little brothers who sleep together they also get naked outside hang up their clothes and then just walk in together for a quick threesome
Pontipine : 10 Little red shits who live together in a 3 room house daddy and mummy pontipine are currently being investigated for domestic abuse of their children
Wattingers : The delightful blue counterparts of the horrible Pontipine , the wattingers live in a 10 bedroom house with a pool and a barbecue grill
Harboos : The harboos are horrible balloon things that give children and adults worldwide panic attacks snm
Those terrifying fucking bird things : The weirdo birds with shrill blood curdling cries who gave me nightmares as a kid
The mother and son who like rubbing each others hand : The two cunts who sent us on this acid trip snm they are awful
Me : Have you seen in the night garden
PTSD survivor : what have you done
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the act of breaking up, smoking, growing, or baking marijuana
man i was late night gardening last night
when a group of people come together to smoke weed
David: Hey Sammy, we’re having a garden night tonight, you in?
Sammy: Yeah, I’ll see you later!
Someone who uses urine to water various plants on the side of the road at night
Generally when intoxicated an unable to hold it for the duration of the trip
Passenger: I need to water the crops right now dude
Driver: You’re always such a night gardener
Passenger: I need to go now pull over to that to that ditch