Nighttime Self

Nighttime Self is that person who will drink all night, smoke weed, chase dubious women and get into some crazy shit. Nighttime self does not give a crap what the consequences are to morning self.

Dude 1 at 4am – Let’s do tequila shots off of those strippers and then get 2 more buckets of beer.
Dude 2 – Hey, aren’t you worried about that big meeting we have with the boss at 8am?
Dude 1 – Fuck man – this is Nighttime self you are talking to, I don’t give a shit about morning self.
Dude 2 - Ya, what am I talking about, fuck the meeting.

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