Nike Licker

A young man who is obsessed with sports, to the point where all he does is post about it. It’s his life and he’s unemployed.

He thinks he’s a magical 1 in a billion and that the NBA is going to text him one day while in the Geometry class he’s taken twice already.

ALWAYS wearing a tank top/neon tshirt with basketball shorts and overpriced sports shoe.

Uses 😈😳 🔥 💦 emojis.

He sleeps in his gym clothes and flexes on social media about his new Nike shoes

usually makes his poor, single mother pay for these overly expensive shoes.

his snapchat is filled with pmos (put me on your story) and flexes

this is the third day in a row he’s worn those basketball shorts. he is such a Nike Licker!