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ninja unicorns are rare.
strong yet compassionate.
funny and unique
they like art and music.
they make total dorks of themselves.
and are also partially bear.
only 2 in the world exist.
have the agility of a ninja
and are believed to be myths like unicorns
hey you know that one art teacher yeah hes a total ninja unicorn.
get the f*ck outta here your nothing near a ninja unicorn.
damn xXadrianXx wishes he was a ninja unicorn
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When a guy wears a strap on around his head and runs toward his chick from across the room. He then jumps at hear with the strap on heading toward her nether region.
Dale was trying to Ninja Unicorn some chick last night and we saw her run and scream from his boat.
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the epic unicorn that can defeat ninjas, and that is so epic, it is a ninja.
every time a ninja unicorn poops, more epicness is spread throughout the world
unicorn ninjas dont eat rainbows and poop butterflies,
they eat lightning and poop epicness
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boy who has a large pimple on his ear that is like the rainbow, and has 2 small polka dots on the inside on them. this pimple dangles down to his balls. they make his balls smell like dirty spider webs. that are like the rainbow :) and when you run into a wall you turn into a ninja but can change to the colors of its soroundings and when you hit some one they turn pink and puff away into a booby. and if some one happens to take you to the hospital just say, a panda bit my nose off. and then give them the evil hamster in your pocket and say its a gift from budah, and then on your way home be sure to ride your elephant to Target for a box of tampons so you can give his boyfriend a dirty qujuan and then run off to your mexican lover in japan.to save him frooooooom godzilla!!!!!!!!!!
boy: man my pimple just grows by the minute!
girl: omg! was that a panda that just bit your nose!?
boy: ahhh take me to the hospital!
girl: did you give the nice man your evil hamster you got from budha?
boy: ya but i cant find my elephant......
girl: well you bes get yer lazy ass up an find it cuz i got a suprise for you.
...LATER...
boy: okay i found it.
....WHAM!.....
boy: eww what the fuck wass that?!
girl: thatd be a dirty qujuan well i gotta go and save my mexican lover in japan from godzilla now
..ring..ring..
boys lover: godzilla no!!!!!
godzilla:grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
girl and mexican lover: nooo dont eat us!!!!!
boy: hahaha damn that sucks.
BAM a ninja fucking unicorn was born
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A female with the characteristics of a mythical unicorn meaning very rare of a find. And that of a ninja in the fact that if your not careful she will sneak up on you and get you to fall in love with her
Damn jewels is a unicorn ninja I fell in love with her hands down.