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To sneak into the bathroom while someone is mid-shower, take a shit, and exit, leaving only the scent of shit wafting about the bathroom on the steamy air to announce the shitter's presence.
"God dammit! Brian ninja shit me again."
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Any persons, male or female, who deposits fecal matter that has such strong nauseating odor that he/she has to lift the front of their shirt to cover their nose, therefore resembling a ninja.
"Man, after I ate all of that limberger and ice cream I had to run to the bathroom and take a smelly ninja shit.
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Its when you take a big solid shit kicking its way out of your ass, the head sticks out of the water and you think (i'm gonna need a plunger to beat this fucker down), thers no need to wipe, and when you fush it disappears in a cloud of brown mist!
The ninja shit almost made me shit my pants, i got it out and went to beat it down with a plunger and the fucker disappeard in a cloud of mist!
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When you wipe after you shit and the paper comes out clean... Like the shit was never there... mysterious and stealthy...
I love it when I take a ninja shit... I only have to wipe once!
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While at work or at the house of someone new you are dating, sometimes you don't want to have a loud shit. So, it is neccessary to be stealth like clenching your ass cheeks together to eliminate trumpet-like farts or take your dump very slowly so as to minimize the sounds of fecies hitting the water.
Phil: the walls are so thin at work I'm always ninja shitting.
Sarah: Yeah, I totally understand.
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When some takes a number 2 so quickly and quietly that the person must have the shitting skills of a Ninja.
Lawrence, you were in the bathroom for 30 seconds and you have created an odour that reminds me of a dumpster behind an Indian restaurant. That Ninja shit was so quick and quiet that I hardly noticed that you were gone.
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Where you shit so fast, it'll seem like you never left where you were.
If you're on the job and you have to go, but you're afraid to leave.... take a ninja shit.
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