No ask

A down low creampie, where a man ejaculates inside a woman’s vagina without warning.

Dave: Hey bro I heard you fucked Becky last night

Adam: Oh yea dude!! I must have dumped about a quart of ball juice inside her

Dave: Jesus?!?! She let you skeet inside her?

Adam: Nah, I pulled a no ask

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No ask

A phrase that can stop the conversation immediately and destroy your friends .

Friend : hey do u know that i have cancer?
Me : no ask

Friend : *fucking dies *

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ask for it

to behave in a way that invites trouble

You ask for it with your attitude about the game.

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ask

The archaic form of the question verb, "to axe."

Being from the late 20th century, Fry's mispronunciation of the interrogative question verb "axe" as "ask" is often lost among his confused kinfolk.

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asking not asking

A sarcastic phrase that re-frames your polite request as a demand.

"Phil can you hand me the remote? Asking not asking!"

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Aske

A hairy boy with a huge penis

Watch out for Aske!

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asked

Something I didn't do

"FUCK YOU!"

"ASKED YOU! Oh wait, no I didn't!!! Fucking idiot delete your account immediately and die also"

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