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The inability to acquire positive attention from the female gender, i.e. women typically
this syndrome affects predominately males and is a terminal illness,
it shows its symptoms at an early age at 14 or 15
if the individual struggles to find an even temporary mate and is stuck in a perpetual state of "bitchlessness"
it is safe to say the individual in question has this syndrome
"the boy suffered deeply from no bitches syndrome causing him to die a virgin and with noone to continue his bloodline"
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A girl who does the following suffers from Dumb Bitch Syndrome or DBS:
1. Acts without thinking and then later rationalizes her behavior based completely on her emotions.
2. Thinks it's ok to act bitchy or psycho just because she's on her period.
3. Uses sex as a form of currency.
4. Says one thing to your face; then another to everyone else (aka. is "fake," "twatty," or "talks shit.")
5. Does something she says she likes just so she can complain about it later.
6. Spreads your embarrassing sexual info to all her friends.
7. Makes a boyfriend or friend buy her gifts only to her her complain about the gift you give her not being good enough later.
Men can also suffer from DBS. These men are called "super puss-cakes."
Dude, I really want to date Taylor, but she has a serious case of "Dumb Bitch Syndrome."
What'd you mean, man?
She told all her friends about her ex's weird ass fetish. I don't want something like that to happen to me. Fuck that.
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The persistently inflammatory condition of a bitchy person, resulting in poor absorption of positive experiences while they express frequent yet pointless bitchiness. Habitual of certain men and women.
The beautiful, sunny day at the pricey amusement park was a nightmare with her Irritable Bitch Syndrome flaring up every ten minutes.
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Stupid Bitch Syndrom (SBS) is a mental disorder afflicting young heterosexual females, first diagnosed in late 2000.
Symptoms include acting like a stupid bitch, and an inability to make decisions.
The SBS victim will often have a
string of boyfriends, but will be unable to commit to any of them.
The SBS sufferer prefers to have someone else make up their minds for them, ending up in relationships with
border-line psychotic men.
The infamous real-life "runaway bride" is the perfect example of someone afflicted with SBS.
Katie Holmes joining the religion of Scientology in order to please Tom Cruise is classic SBS.
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When Someone has a disorder where they literally are a little bitch. Otherwise known as LBS...
A disorder where people cannot take pain, have ridiculous emotional problems, or are a little bitch.
Doc, i hurt my elbow and i cant stop crying..
Doctor: well im gonna prescribe you some LBS pills.
Whats is that doc?
Doctor: little bitch syndrome Pills.
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a very rare disease that affects certain people tremendously each year
symptoms include:
-fabulousness
-an excessive amount of sass
-cockiness
-snaping in a z formation
Melina: I heard Beyonce was recently diagnosed with bad bitch syndrome
Taylor: I wouldn't be suprised, she is the baddest bitch thus far
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When a bitch is bitter about her (his) life and the things that have happened to him (her) and decides to take it out on the world. She (he) will most likely do this pathologically with little hope for a cure.
A guy (girl) gets dumped because of their own inadequacies and decides it's everybody's fault but their own, this is bitter bitch syndrome.
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