no caption

to have no reaction. indifferent. unbothered.

I told a joke to Kyle and it went so poorly. He was so no caption.

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Caption

A word that describes an overall meaning to a theme or idea.

That caption tells it all!

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caption

A title or brief explanation accompanying an illustration, cartoon, or poster.

"he designed a series of posters with the caption: ‘No One is Innocent’"

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Youtube captions

A tool on Youtube that changes speech to text. It's notoriously unreliable.

*Youtube captions enabled

Person in video: "And there was light."
Caption: "Andy ear weasel eight."

closed caption

A device/program that can be used to display spoken text on a screen. This is usually used for people who have lost the ability to hear or ARE losing their ability to hear effectively(old people.) This is also used frequently by my friends who go outside to smoke and watch TV through the sliding glass door....the bastards.

1. Dorris can barely hear a train run over her cats, but thanks to closed captioning she can still see what that shit-head Bush has to say about foreign policies.

2. "Yo, turn on the closed captioning. I wanna see what they're saying while I smoke." -friends

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Honesty Caption

A caption for a photo posted on social media that is characterized by honest and/or sincere expression, as opposed to attempts at cleverness and/or witticism. Invented by Canadian world traveler Laya Polowin circa 2015.

Caption: this is a picture of me sitting on my bed because I look good. Also, I’m bored.

Me: that is a true honesty caption.

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caption obvious

A man with super power to state the obvious.

Thank you Caption Obvious to state the obvious, now SHUT UP!

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