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A phrase, similar to "no homo", made when a sexual innuendo is implied but not meant to be in any way sexual. (Utilized between opposing genders)
Girl: Thanks so much for sending me the powerpoint!
Guy: No problemo, anything for you Sally, no hetero ;
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When two platonic friends of opposite sexes partake in a potentially romantic or sexually stimulating situation, uttering the phrase to negate any romanticism/sexuality.
Guy: (accidentally slaps girl's ass) Oh, I'm sorry.
Girl: It's ok. No Hetero.
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Said after someone says something that sounds unintentionally heterosexual.
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basically no homo but for the gay people
Gay Guy: hey i need to tell you something
Straight Guy: yeah whats up?
Gay Guy: i love you no hetero owo
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To dispel any sexual or intimate connotations in a previous statement. Much like "no homo", but used in context with the opposite sex.
Can be used when a male is speaking to a female, or vise versa, and does not wish to infringe on existing relationships, or if the listener is too ugly to express intimate intentions, etc.
Josh: You have some huge tits (no hetero)
Kelly: Oh gr8, thanks!
Trace: I love you (no hetero)
Rachel: hahahahahha
i like that
its definitely an improvement on the no homo
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Said to cancel out an ambiguously heterosexual (straight) comment. Can be used by people of all sexual orientations.
1. Girl: Billy and I were holding hands last night, no hetero.
2. Boy: That dress makes her boobs look real perky, no hetero though.
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Background: When people call something or someone "So Gay", they are often considered to be covering up their own latened homosexuality. These people also do gay things and then claim "No homo", making it ok.
By this reckoning, one can assume that if a person were to call things "So Straight" all the time, they are merely reinforcing their own heterosexuality. Hence the term "No Hetero"
Frank: Hey, hows it going Steve? *slaps steve's ass*
Steve: I'm pretty good man. *slaps back*
Frank: Hey! No hetero!
Steve: Yeah man. No hetero.
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