You cant jerk off for entire month of January until February 1st 12:00
"Sorry I cant come over babe, it's no jerk January."
7π 2π
No Jerk January Is a month like No Nut November but you're not allowed to jerk or touch your penis (unless you need to piss)
I accidentally jerked on No Jerk January.
on just jerk January men can only masturbate. you can not sex or get blowjob.
Also on just jerk January you can fix your failure on no nut November
on just jerk January your hand will be your best friend
Men have the right to jerk off whenever they want and nobody can get mad at them.
βSon are you jerking off right now!!!!β βYea itβs jolly jerk Januaryβ
10π 1π
This is the time of the month where you just Jerk! Like do nothing else, but jerk!
Friend 1: "Hey! Are you free this Sunday?"
Friend 2: "Fuck No! Just Jerk January is gonna begin! So I am just jerk."
8π 1π
After No Nut November and Don't Dick December, Jerk Job January offers relief after 61 days of fasting from the act of masturbation.
I cannot take it anymore, Jerk Job January is the greates...ohohoh
*rub sounds can be heard*
ohhhhhhh
*61 splats occur simultaneously*
For the guys who failed No Nut November and want a chance at redemption. Once it hits 12:00am on New Years day you can't nut again till 12:00am Feb 1st. No free passes, the same rules apply as No Nut November. All failure in nutting will result in being sent to jail for life
James failed No Nut November so he gotta do Jerk Jail January