no jodas

spanish words meaning not to be played around with ; '' yea right '' ; dont fuck around ; no hodas.

no jodas hijo de puta.
no jodas yo no amo esa mujer
no jodas.

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Joda

(Argentine slang)

1. (noun) To party.
2. (noun) A joke.
3. (verb) To tease somebody.

1. Anoche me fui de joda (I went partying last night)
2. Es una joda! (It's a joke!) / Hecho como una joda
3. Te estoy jodiendo! (I'm joking!)

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Joda

The purest person in the world. If a Joda walks into the room your entire shitshow of a life becomes ten times better. Usually a tall person who loves to bike.

Joda is Jesus I swear

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No Joda

"No joda" is a spanish slang (commonly used by Puerto Ricans, Dominicans, etc.) Depending on your tone, saying "no joda" can either mean "Don't mess with me" or if you say it with an attitude it can mean "don't fuck with me".

No joda con mi puta!

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Joda

Joda is excellent. She is beautiful, not a bloody nuissance. She is grace, beauty and elegance. When you see a Joda, you are astounded and fall in love at first sight. Her name is unique so you know you'll never find another like her. Most Jodas' are vegan, very quirky. You want a Joda.

I just saw a Joda in Tesco.

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joda

That space between your balls and your asshole.

"I get off better when my lady presses on my joda."

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Joda

a himbo you could peg like the lil bitch he is. also could tap his spine and slurp that fluid like cheap wine.

"Joda is such a weenie, I bet you could drink his spine juice really easy."

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