No Kiss November

The month when women with boyfriends who are participating in the so-called manly event, "No Shave November", become so disgusted and turned off by their hairy men that they choose not to kiss them...a retaliation towards No Shave November!!!

Boyfriend: Yeahhhh, I'm being manly and participating in No Shave November!
Girlfriend: Oh, you mean No Kiss November?
Boyfriend:......wait, what?
Girlfriend: No Shave, No Kiss, The End!

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Novembers Kiss

When you kiss your own butt

Did you just give yourself a November’s kiss?
He was at a party naked giving himself a novembers kiss