no lmao

When you're name is Bryan Lemus and you ask out a girl and she says "no lmao" aka she doesn't like you dawg, you are fucked.

Juan "Would you ever wife up Bryan Lemus?"
Dulce "no lmao"

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lmao

stands for 'laugh my ass off', but when you type it out, you're really just staring at your phone/ computer screenn with no emotion.

omg wait- I did NOT mean that!!!

lmao (stares blankly at phone)

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lmao

1. Laughing my ass off
2. Let's make an omlet

Person 1: Did you see that squirrel, lmao!
Person 2: Isn't it a bit late for omlets?
Person 1: Wait what?

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LMAO

L- Laughing
M- My
A- Ass
O- Off

Usually used when someone says something funny online/in a text.

Person 1: LOL, earlier Joey fell off his skateboard in the middle of a kickflip, and yet he claims he would've been able to do it.
Person 2: LMAO, that dumbass can't even ollie.

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Lmao

It usually means Laughing My Ass Off but if your a depressed little child like me then maybe for you it will mean, Laughing My Anxiety Off

Rebecca: Haha, lmao.

Jessica: *confused* so are you laughing, or just depressed?

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lmao

'lmao' is an Internet slang, meaning laughing my ass off. It is not considered an 'official' word, and can be associated with the words 'lol' and 'rofl'. It is generally known as a stronger version of 'laughing out loud'

"lmao bro did you see the latest episode of Spongebob?"

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lmao

Laughing My Ass Off. Used online only.

Matt: Bill fell off the horse and injured his pelvis in 6 different places.

Joe: LMAO!

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