No Noel November

It’s simple: don’t do anything Christmassy until Dec 1st. Don’t put up Christmas decorations, don’t vibe to Christmas music, and don’t dress like Santa Claus until November is over.

Alex: ZOMG! ITS NOV 1st AND YOU STILL DONT HAVE YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE UP? GET WITH THE TIMES!!!!!1!!!1!
Bryan: No Noel November,

man.