No Shmeat

The alternate version of saying you have no penis but with the bobby Shmurda Sh in front of meat

This guy went out with my bestfriend and she told me he had no shmeat.

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Shmeat

Slang term for dick

His shmeat was hard as fuck

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Shmeat

To have, small penis. Roughly no more then 3 inches. No more girth then 2 inches.

Danny has a serious case of shmeat.

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shmeat

extremely small penis

tommy got that shmeat

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Shmeat

1. The word used to refer to a hilariously small penis

2. The one thing that justin bieber eats for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and snacks.

I saw Christian getting into some compression pants in gym today. He got some Shmeat!!!

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shmeat

n., a lab-created meat product; essentially, animal tissue which has been cultured for the purpose of consumption without harm to animals.

PETA is a fan of shmeat.

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shmeat

Amalgamation of "shit" and "meat", animal tissue engineered in a petri dish, sponsored by PETA, supposedly with the aim of replacing meat for consumption.

"Shmeat is such a horrible name, it sounds like what you get when you cross shit and meat." -- cdog, offalgood.com article comment


"If it looks like an egg yolk made of blood, it's shmeat"

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