Splash the Gash

Female urination.
Desire to "take a piss"

"Im going to splash the gash"

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splash the gash

Maneuver in which a prostitute attempts to sanitize her genital region by crouching over a puddle and splashing water upwards in an attempt to flush out her prior John's genetic material.

I'm tryin to meet some more men, I need to splash the gash!

Bitch is sorry. I bet she had to splash the gash before she even talked to him.

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Splash for the gash

The process of applying aftershave, with the purpose of attracting a female.

"Ready to go out?"
"One minute, just need to Splash for the Gash."
"Good idea."

splash in her gash

To cum inside a girls vagina

Hey Andy you had sex last night did you splash in her gash

No Splash No Gash

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)

Toilet salesman: "No Splash No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."

No Splash, No Gash

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)

Toilet salesman: "No Splash, No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."