No Swoops!

A phrase called when trying to save a seat after getting up to go get something.

While sitting down a man decides, hey, I need a beer. He then gets up and before being fully erect says "No Swoops!" so no one can take his seat without getting a severe beating which must be taken with no resistance.

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SWOOP SWOOP

Can be used to refrence ANYTHING, can be a noun or verb.

Tim- Do you wanna go SWOOP SWOOP (smoke weed) on a back road?
Johnny- Yeah SWOOP SWOOP a shell.
Tim- Do i need to SWOOP SWOOP u from the crib?
Johnny- SWOOP SWOOP

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Swooping

Surreptitiously checking Urban Dictionary during a game of Cards Against Humanity, because you have no idea what the card you just drew means.

When I drew the "Swooping" card, I knew I would be swooping it.

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the swoop

When a couple breaks up you go in and comfort the girl, all in the name just to get some.

Hayden went in for the swoop after nick cheated on makayla.

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swoop

To pick someone up

"Aye come to Anthony's in an hour"
"Can't I don't have a ride"
"I'll swoop"
"Fasho. Lemme know when you're here"

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Swooping

The sexual act for paraplegics using a sex hammock to swing into a receiving hole.

I am swooping in between my girlfriend's nubs.

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Swooped

When a guy is at a party and is trying to get with a girl and another guy comes to the party and takes her

Charles: go get with Zarah!!
Jackson: No Bro arran already Swooped her

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