no you

the bestest comeback ever. if you're getting roasted, you can just say " no you" and you automatically win.

friend: ur mom got the big gay
you: no you
friend: *dies*

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no you

Possibly the greatest comeback ever devised. Although it seems childish it was originally used to almost parody the usual immature responses in mature arguements with immature people.
It was brought to popular use from the popular Machinima, Masterchief Sucks At Halo 3/Arby and the Chief

Matt: Why dont you just stop being such a little kid?
Tom: Why dont you just die?
Matt: No you

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no you

A retort to "you are", the the mid-level retaliatory responce.

"you are."
"no you."

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No, No, No...............You, You, You

Something Dimitris G will say when he's frustrated.

Person 1: Ela re Dimitris G your skin is shiny like a lizard
Dimitris G: No, No, No...............You, You, You!!!

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you and you

nobody never knows you that way

sitting on heirlooms from far away
a dress that was sewn for motherly lives
moths have now eaten its pearly waste
nobody never knows you that way

falling in love is like falling in line
you think what you get back will ease the pain
a strange deal, unspoken, faces entwined
nobody never knows you that way

theres blood and monsters you've taught to hide
and if you behave they wont reappear
yearning for a fleshy way to speak
nobody never knows you that way

the moons and the suns have multiplied
you hear my plea "i'm safe now, i can"
so what keeps you from proving me wrong
"nobody never knows you that way"

You inspire me and always have.
I and I love you and you.

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You

Not me

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This you?

A rhetorical question asked, usually on social media, to embarrass them with any online content from their past if they ever contradict themselves or have a very unpopular opinion.

Jake: You’ll never catch me begging a girl to talk to me cause she belongs to the streets!

Ashley: This you? *shows screenshots of Jake proving otherwise*

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