No boobed

When a girl has big boobs and she wears a T-Shirt. Obviously ripping you off of the magnificent cleavage show through low cut T shirts

Guy1: So how'd the date go?

Guy2: She totally no boobed me.

Guy1: Really?

Guy2: Ya she had some epic boobs but wore a collared T instead of something low cut

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Boobs

Boobs are what is on a women's chest and is something I'll never be able to touch

Boobs

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Boobs

Things 13 year-olds look up on urban dictionary

While messing with their Ding-dong

Get a life instead of looking up boobs on a FRICKING DICTIONARY

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Boobs

Snackholders

Used my boobs for chips because my I needed my hands for my phone

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Boobs

Proof that there is a god.

Boobs are proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy.

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Boobs

surprisingly there for women's pleasure too

I love touching my boobs

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boobs

A mind control device for women to use against men.

Girl: Hey can you give me the answers to this test?

Nerd boy: No thats against the rules.

Girl: Pleeeeeaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeee??? *unbuttons shirt*

Nerd boy: OK!!!! No.1 is b *Goes on and on*

Girl: Thanks, your sooooo smart *wink*

Nerd boy: Thanks *jizzes pants* so are you gonna show me your boobs?

Girl: After class.

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